That explains it!
I am sure, that someday, I will have to answer to children. They will look at my pics and ask, "Why were you always single, Sir". Himachal / single, Goa / single, Artic / single, Moon / single. And I would say, dear children, "thats cause I was always in the middle. Now middle in not always a very populated place. Being children, you all know the dinosaur theory and would like to throw that against my explanation, but you see..." For older people, I will have to explain the dinosaur theory.
Well you see 'older' people, a dinosaur or particularly the huge brontosaurus dinosaur, is huge in the middle and thin at both ends. Similarly, for most of the things if you find yourself in the middle, you would be with the majority. It could be the middle class, the middle of rank list, etc etc.
Well but in this case, the middle has very few people. Thats because, the single dinosaur theory does not apply here, rather twin dinosaur theory applies. So there is this oriental dinosaur which is following this occidental dinosaur. Both these dinosaurs have huge tummies or large middles. But there they meet somewhere, thats just me. So standing I am, its kinda a very thin middle. Suppose people wanted to assemble into dinosaur formation, perhaps to understand better. First, they would have to stand on top of each other.
It would start with one western guy in the front. Then next to that guy, there would be 2 guys, one over the other. This would go on, until we have used up half of the western people (a few billion). Then the human dinosaur would go down. Similarly, at the very other end, far back, an Asian guy would stand. Next to him, would be two Asian guys, one over the other. And so on till half the population is used up, then this one goes down too. They both meet in the middle.
And interesting fact is that the Asian dinosaur would be much larger than the western dinosaur. There are so many more people in Asia, you see, even though westerners are taller people. And none of them dinos are green here, ha/ha, like the Martian people dinosaur. Then the in the middle, you would find me in the middle most spot. The good thing is that there is not so much of pushing here and I get a lot of sunlight too.
So I am not climbing either of dinos on my left or right. I suppose that sooner or later someone is going to slip down to the middle. One by one, its gonna become quite a party here and I would be in the best spot.
Some other things that dont obey the one dinosaur theory,
1. A Hyderbad bus - people prefer hanging on the doors
etc... thats all for now...
Well you see 'older' people, a dinosaur or particularly the huge brontosaurus dinosaur, is huge in the middle and thin at both ends. Similarly, for most of the things if you find yourself in the middle, you would be with the majority. It could be the middle class, the middle of rank list, etc etc.
Well but in this case, the middle has very few people. Thats because, the single dinosaur theory does not apply here, rather twin dinosaur theory applies. So there is this oriental dinosaur which is following this occidental dinosaur. Both these dinosaurs have huge tummies or large middles. But there they meet somewhere, thats just me. So standing I am, its kinda a very thin middle. Suppose people wanted to assemble into dinosaur formation, perhaps to understand better. First, they would have to stand on top of each other.
It would start with one western guy in the front. Then next to that guy, there would be 2 guys, one over the other. This would go on, until we have used up half of the western people (a few billion). Then the human dinosaur would go down. Similarly, at the very other end, far back, an Asian guy would stand. Next to him, would be two Asian guys, one over the other. And so on till half the population is used up, then this one goes down too. They both meet in the middle.
And interesting fact is that the Asian dinosaur would be much larger than the western dinosaur. There are so many more people in Asia, you see, even though westerners are taller people. And none of them dinos are green here, ha/ha, like the Martian people dinosaur. Then the in the middle, you would find me in the middle most spot. The good thing is that there is not so much of pushing here and I get a lot of sunlight too.
So I am not climbing either of dinos on my left or right. I suppose that sooner or later someone is going to slip down to the middle. One by one, its gonna become quite a party here and I would be in the best spot.
Some other things that dont obey the one dinosaur theory,
1. A Hyderbad bus - people prefer hanging on the doors
etc... thats all for now...
posted by Naval Saini at 5:42 AM
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